Dear My Body,
We need to talk. You are sick. And I still need you to take me from class to class and stay awake for studying and stuff.
You are not SUPPOSED to get sick, and this is ridiculous.
I will be reporting this to management if you keep it up.
I hate when you do these things to me.
P.S.- pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease stop this? I really really enjoy breathing through BOTH nostrils.
Note: apologies for the fact that this is a purely personal blog post BUT it's my blog, I'll blog what I want!
See also: I am too sick to do anything worthwhile.