*sniffleHACKsneeze*

Dear My Body,

We need to talk. You are sick. And I still need you to take me from class to class and stay awake for studying and stuff.

You are not SUPPOSED to get sick, and this is ridiculous.

I will be reporting this to management if you keep it up.

I hate when you do these things to me.

Love,
Me

P.S.- pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease stop this? I really really enjoy breathing through BOTH nostrils.

Note: apologies for the fact that this is a purely personal blog post BUT it's my blog, I'll blog what I want!
See also: I am too sick to do anything worthwhile.