Hmm...I am in D.C. I heard there's something big happening on Tuesday. Like, something HUGE. Like, I can't use metro because 10 million visitors and tourists are gonna use it.
Inauguration. I plan to go and watch that dude get all inaugurated and stuff. The plan is moronic and the plan is this: I wake up at four. I wake my roommate up. I wake my friends up. We gather ourselves together. We walk 6 miles to the capitol. We stake out a seat by the reflecting pool. We sneer at our friends who got tickets to be in the fenced-off area. We camp out for 8 (ish) hours. I read and sew and eat a bagel and dried fruit (like the oregon trail!). Dude gets inaugurated. We walk back, hoping like the Obama kids we are that we don't have frostbite.
See? We're college kids! That means our plans are SMART plans!
Truthfully, and Blogosphere, I am only telling YOU, if that thermometer reads 32 or below, I ain't sticking with the game plan. I'm going down, taking a few pictures, and leaving to watch the rest on TV while I do something productive and WARM.
Also! It is noon and I JUST WOKE UP. My life is awesome. You're jealous. I can tell.